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Endless Cocktails


The best thing to ever happen to tequila.
Why use ginger beer when you have ginger, and beer?
A spicy kind of buzz.
A marg that’s classy enough for the a.m.
Beer, grapefruit juice and tequila. No joke.
A classic whiskey cocktail re-imagined for summer.
A brunch cocktail becomes dessert.
Ain’t no cocktail we can’t turn into a popsicle.
The most exciting part of a snowstorm.
Nature’s strangest plant meets vodka.
Lose the gold leaf, keep the cognac.
Some berries and rum with your Champagne?
If you like the drink, put a ring on it.
Just keep adding fruit. Eventually it’ll work.
Choose your own bacon and booze adventure.
Jello shots, car bombs, and other US inventions.
Will make you forget all about gin and tonics.
All the great things about summer in one jar.

An Easter egg drink for grown-ups.
Pig in a glass — yes, you can.
 The only time we’ll ever go “skinny.”
 Carrots have never been so adult.
Ice cream + booze? No one can argue with logic.
 Beer gets cooked down into a syrup, then drizzled on top.
 It’s snowing coconut!
A warming winter cocktail that keeps it simple.
The best thing to ever come out of Disneyland.
A marg to drink with your pad thai.
 A litte tequila in your apple cider?
A bourbon cocktail for girlie types.
Apple cider, meet martini.
Like a strawberry margarita, but for snowy days.
This one’s not for kids.
Can’t hate on any cocktail with Squirt!
Yet another good thing made better by ice cream.
Gin and mint? Why not!
A tequila drink that will actually leave you feeling refreshed.
A martini for beet-lovers (or beets for martini-lovers).
A mimosa…with beer.
…or it will kick your ass.
A cocktail so crazy it ought to be illegal.
Swwet, savory and tequila-y
Blueberries, meet rum
Jalapenos – not just for garnish.
Part cantaloupe, part honey dew, lots of gin.
Champagne + vodka + ice cream. What could go wrong?
What’s better than a root beer float? A root beer float with vodka.
More on the ice cream + vodka front.
Watermelon. Tequila. We win summer.
Champagne + vodka + ice cream. What could go wrong?
What’s better than a root beer float? A root beer float with vodka.
More on the ice cream + vodka front.
The ultimate comfort food, finally in cocktail form.
What would Carrie drink? Hint: not just a cosmo.
Reclaiming the girliest of all cocktails.
An egg white cocktail that works for summer.
The ultimate comfort food, finally in cocktail form.
With that name, what more do you need?
 Brazil’s signature liquor gets a new twist.
 Eight great cocktail orbs.
Sriracha, egg yolks, saffron and beets (not all in the same drink).
Is that a sausage in your drink or are you just happy to see me?
Ice cream makes dark beers ready for summertime.
Move over Champagne — time for prosecco cocktails
Hot peanut buttered rum and tea-quila toddies.
From poison punch to eyeball-tinis.
Sweet potatoes and pumpkins in a glass.
Never have to choose between ale and liquor

 

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